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actually, it looks like the kind of game Boomers would play: typing with two fingers at the job they got at 18 with no college education, slurping up social security, leaving nothing for their kids. just keep hoardin' those coins with minimal effort on that gravy train.

 

don't get triggered. this is a joke thread. I'm trollin' with the silly stereotypes, that's all.

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I was riding through Circle C singletrack the other day when I approached a woman in a mask veil thing, huge hat, and massive, dark sunglasses. I slowed down to give us both time to figure out how to navigate the encounter but she was too focused on staring at the ground. when she finally looked up, she screamed like I was attacking her.

 

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Conversation with the guy that invented the clock.

Inventor: There will be 12 numbers on it.

Friend: So the day will be devided into 12 segments?

Inventor: No, 24.

Friend: So will the day start at 1?

Inventor: The day will start at 12, which will be at night.

Friend:

Inventor: The 6 means 30.

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18 hours ago, TheX said:

Conversation with the guy that invented the clock.

Inventor: There will be 12 numbers on it.

Friend: So the day will be devided into 12 segments?

Inventor: No, 24.

Friend: So will the day start at 1?

Inventor: The day will start at 12, which will be at night.

Friend:

Inventor: The 6 means 30.

And the "little hand" will be fatter and denote the larger portion of time.

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