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this weekend's race down spider mountain will be your only chance to ride any of these butt puckerers for the rest of the year!
 
HURRY UP AND REGISTER!
and yes, its much steeper in person. [emoji846] 
 
 
 
Testify. Much steeper. That place is ridonkulous. So much fun.


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29 minutes ago, notyal said:

How would he have gotten through the rigorous screening process? He must have 2 emails or something. Talk about livin' large. 

Probably. I just remember that, right after he was banned (within hours), I noticed "Bart" showed up as the "newest member" at the bottom of the home page. So let it be known that he cares...[/hijack]

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We're sold out.  Taking names for the wait list.  

Free Bartman!!!  Down with soft people who can't take a joke!

When I'm banned, I want to know which word did the deed....

Labia.  Laaaaaaybbbeeeeaaaaaaaa

Cunt

Penis

Pussy

Asshole

Chode (aka Albert the fun police aka a dick that's wider than it is long)

Ballsack

Titties

Cunt (yeah I know it's the second time).

 

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If that's the approach that's used to promote Team Trail Party, then frankly I don't want to have anything to do with them. Hopefully that's not representative of the enduro community at-large. Maybe they can organize an event dedicated to Bartman and hurl insults at all of the entrants who fall short of baller status. Really sad. 

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https://www.vitalmtb.com/news/press-release/Year-Round-Lift-Served-MTB-in-Texas-Coming-Soon-at-Spider-Mountain,2319

 

Check out this article on the actual park.

 

"With an anticipated opening before Christmas in December of 2018"

 

"Spider Mountain will become the only mountain bike park in Texas offering lift-served trails. Spider Mountain will become the only year-round lift served bike park in North America"

 

Can't wait!

 

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10 hours ago, Urb said:

We're sold out.  Taking names for the wait list.  

Free Bartman!!!  Down with soft people who can't take a joke!

When I'm banned, I want to know which word did the deed....

Labia.  Laaaaaaybbbeeeeaaaaaaaa

Cunt

Penis

Pussy

Asshole

Chode (aka Albert the fun police aka a dick that's wider than it is long)

Ballsack

Titties

Cunt (yeah I know it's the second time).

 

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