Bartman

57 minutes ago, Albert said:

Keep this crap off this forum. 

 ..Al

On 9/15/2018 at 2:07 PM, Schrute said:

What happened did you zip up your lil boy britches on your labia again after scissoring with yer sister that you gotta beg fer help to get laid on a forum? True snowflake cucky libtard!

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Hah! No begging libtard..I’m just tired of your sister..you should’ve taught her how to ride something other then her brother/cousin...I’ll miss her toothless gum jobs but I need something more substantial then elliptic fits,line dancing & uncontrollable drooling so common in your family single limb tree..

1 hour ago, JRA said:

 

JackWad

7 hours ago, TheSarge said:

Just to combine this thread with the Random Bike Pictures thread AND the Ride and Imbibe thread.  A random picture of a hot mtb chick in a tutu.

 

Oh yeah she’s cute...I met a very cute one on Phil’s..Ashely Carelolq

7 hours ago, TheSarge said:

Just to combine this thread with the Random Bike Pictures thread AND the Ride and Imbibe thread.  A random picture of a hot mtb chick in a tutu.

 

She’s a cute one..I met & rode a little bit w a fine little world snow bike champion girl at Phil’s but she dropped me on the climb...

https://static.wixstatic.com/media/ef402d_559789247aac4f519981bde57687b60d~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_560,h_720,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01/ef402d_559789247aac4f519981bde57687b60d~mv2.jpg

I havent been to Colorado state park but Ive heard some decent stuff about it..Dinosaur state park is pretty cool..and Reveille is fun especially if you fish..good bass in that there pond..plus Inks lake is right around the corner..

4 minutes ago, cramsay3 said:

I should have just let it it go but ... I ... can't. Please blame my MTV youth  ...

 

I forgot how fcked up that was..too funny 

3 minutes ago, gotdurt said:

I'll be honest, I clicked into this thread with hopes of mtb babe pics. Disappointed, I am.

Post’em up! 

55 minutes ago, ATXZJ said:

I can provide

Do tell

2 hours ago, Yosmithy said:

in the old Mojo days, this  would have quickly escalated into a Parrotboy thread.

Oh no sir..I ain’t crying about a woman..anymore lol

2 hours ago, cramsay3 said:

Well, this just got awkward. And how dare you insinuate that the opposite sex may be attractive! We are Devo, Sir! How dare you! I have no friends. 

I have no idea what that means but I laughed my ass off at it

That reminds me of something an iron man triathlete  friend told me about their banquets..everyone is single because they’re too busy training all of the time to be in a relationship..

Angel Fire..leave after work, take turns driving 

Hook a brother up People..where are they? And no, I’m not really a 1st class butthole..only to you sissy boys..ooops..nah, y’all are really great, now hook me up w your sisters..

oh yeah, women think I’m hot & sexy...lol.

Condoms....magnums, for the trail girls that like real men not betas

glock 43

1 hour ago, MrTheCatLady said:

LOL ani-males.  Is that Japanese dudes with spikey hair or are you more of a goat man?  Also, my parents are both dead, so don't tell me about how my mom was in bed last night - unless it's just to say "really dusty".

-cls

Babes...as in hot 2 legged chiquitas but there are some sheep available if you get tired of stiff & dusty GGILFs...correction..GGYLF..

Stick Figure, Dirty Heads, Soja, Collie Buddz, the Green, Fortunate  Youth, Tribal Seeds & Rebolution...jahMon..

I have...and loved it at the ranch sneaking up on the animales..

https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/HZ5Y5C2

Whale meat..

Oh great..community reputation & warning points...lol