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  1. Is it dog shit or bull shit? Click on the below for a test method to determine the answer.
  2. Can't you keep this thread off topic? This diversion into the blackness has been a perfectly executed thread derailment and now you are trying to put it back on the rails.
  3. รœber ein Zitat aus ein lustiges Buch, wo zwei fiktive sehen Charaktere, ein schwarzes Schiff und stehlen. Yes, I know mixing Spaceballs with The Hitchhiker's Guide may lead to unexpected outcomes.
  4. DON'T PANIC Some people may entirely miss the humorous intent behind a pop-culture reference to the work of the late Douglas Adams and believe the theft comment was sincere. Others may not miss this at all, while simultaneously realizing any chance for Ford Prefect and Zaphod Beeblebrox to abscond with their ride is astronomically unlikely.
  5. A bike that black might be a potential target for theft ... Zaphod's attention however was elsewhere. His attention was riveted on the ship standing next to Hotblack Desiato's limo. His mouths hung open. "That," he said, "that ... is really bad for the eyes ..." Ford looked. He too stood astonished. It was a ship of classic, simple design, like a flattened salmon, twenty yards long, very clean, very sleek. There was just one remarkable thing about it. "It's so ... black!" said Ford Prefect, "you can hardly make out its shape ... light just seems to fall into it!" Zaphod said nothing. He had simply fallen in love. The blackness of it was so extreme that it was almost impossible to tell how close you were standing to it. "Your eyes just slide off it ..." said Ford in wonder. It was an emotional moment. He bit his lip. Zaphod moved forward to it, slowly, like a man possessed - or more accurately like a man who wanted to possess. His hand reached out to stroke it. His hand stopped. His hand reached out to stroke it again. His hand stopped again. "Come and feel the surface," he said in a hushed voice. Ford put his hand out to feel it. His hand stopped. "You ... you can't ..." he said. "See?" said Zaphod, "it's just totally frictionless. This must be one mother of a mover ..." He turned to look at Ford seriously. At least, one of his heads did - the other stayed gazing in awe at the ship. "What do you reckon, Ford?" he said. "You mean ... er ..." Ford looked over his shoulder. "You mean stroll off with it? You think we should?" "No." "Nor do I." "But we're going to, aren't we?" "How can we not?"
  6. As disgusting as that sounds, it might just be slightly more palatable to some than the Chicken Feet or other Asian snacks you have brought.
  7. What AB meant to say was that it is located 4:20 (four minutes, twenty seconds) from the trailhead. You know he's retired now and may be easily confused in his elder years.
  8. When I saw this thread listed in the category on the Home page, the line read, "Are we being probed by The Tip" Which raised even more questions.
  9. If this person kept records of transactions would they be stored with the pedal-file?
  10. Not to mention if the other toes were to bring an impeachment process into play to remove some particular toe they weren't happy with.
  11. You probably want at least a couple of hours for the main Phil's World loop. They have expanded and/or are further expanding the trail system. You can use one of the phone apps to determine how much you want to ride. TrailForks will let you build a route. There was no Osprey outlet in town that I ever saw, but it being such a small town I was tempted to drop by the factory and visit, but never did. Geer trails might be a good option in the afternoon / evening after arriving, just to loosen up after a drive, and Osprey is pretty close the trailhead if you arrive before quitting time it could easily be made into a combo run.
  12. You could still lift your injured groin above your head? Amazing. That should give Throet something to strive toward.
  13. Gigantor LIVES! ๐Ÿ˜ฒ (kinda sounds like the title of a Japanese monster movie) Good to see you hanging out with the riff-raff in the new digs here at AMTB. Was sorry to hear of your, ahem, injury. I'm just so happy that Spicewookie was there to share it with you. I know it meant a lot to him. ๐Ÿ˜
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