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I was looking for a manual transmission element for a long time. The only ones I could find that were reasonable turned out to have salvage titles. They are practical little boxes that just work.

I run an Absolute Black oval on my SS without a tensioner. My mind said it wouldn't work but the design of the oval ring is such that the tension never changes. It's a trip.

If you have limited time to ride, an e-bike should let you see more trail in less time. Will you have as much fun on said trail? I can’t comment on that. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Love the shout out to Ralph the diving pig. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

When doing this, and we all do, make sure to buy something at the store. The store fronted the money to bring that product to you and they are taking the risk that you’ll try it on for free and then save $10 buying it online. Unless they are gouging the shit out of the price, I’ll usually buy it from the local store. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

If you want to get better, ride with people that are better than you. Watch how they attack lines. Watch when they stand up and when they hammer. You'll get faster and more confident as you ride more. Thumper is not any more difficult than any other trail but it takes commitment. There are so many other trails within 30 minutes of your place (close to Walnut) that will test your skills. Go ride Brushy Creek and explore all the different terrain there. If you're having trouble with ledges and technical stuff, go out to City Park (Emma Long Motorcyle Park) and ride that (not alone). Just take your time, always have fun, and keep riding.

What about the phenomena of getting them caught up in your slipstream? I was told by my brother-in-law that when he rode motorcycles, he could pull up behind a semi on the highway and put the bike in neutral and just get 'pulled along'. Sounded like a good way to die but made sense when you look at how the air comes off the back of a truck.

My last EB was with a 29er SS with 3" DHRs. Road sections were a PITA and my gear was too high for the flats and too low for the hills. Lots of walking up hills but it was still a good time on the bike.

A real Houston driver would have probably backed up and made sure to destroy her bike before speeding off. Must have been a transplant driver. I don't think I've seen a less bike friendly big city.

Have fun @m@intherock. Ride reports expected!

Congrats to the family! I’m only mentally retired. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Once you run out of water, the price jumps to $150 to get back. This is speculation of course ;) Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

What happened is, someone caught a leprechaun over there. Probably AJ. He didn’t have a red scarf so he used green ribbon. Here’s the story http:// https://www.discoveringireland.com/leprechauns/ for reference with a few details tweaked. In one tale, a mountain biker captures a Leprechaun and forces him to hand over his gold. The Leprechaun says that the gold is hidden beneath a tree in the woods and shows him which one it is. The farmer ties his red scarf around the tree and after making the Leprechaun promise not to remove the scarf he heads to his farm to get a shovel. But when the farmer returns he finds that the Leprechaun has tied a red scarf around every tree in the woods. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

If you like jumps, you can easily spend 2 hours at Coler preserve and all the trails are right in one spot. I'd also check out Springdale. There is a lot of trail there and it's super fun. The biggest thing you should be thinking about is what you're going to do when you're late to your next stop.

That ‘silly’ thing has provided more than a few smiles and, at least perceived, airtime. It has served well. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I took my DJ cruiser and rode from the San Luis pass down to the ship channel and back. Was around 50 miles I think for the whole island ride. The goal was to spend as much time riding by the water as possible and I was pretty successful. The key is making sure you watch the wind conditions. Packed sand is fun to ride on but the thick/loose stuff is no bueno. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

This is what happens when everyone around the table is a "yes" man/woman. I would say that we are not the target audience but several things throw me. English voice-over by someone who obviously speaks good english = English speaking customers Copy that is NOT from someone with English as their native language = Foreign owned company Young-ish model = 20-40 demographic City riding PLUS off-road and beach = City dweller looking for adventure I'd say that the members of this forum probably fit into that demographic at least just a little bit. I'd also wager that this advertising would have every single one of us asking for our 2 minutes back. Let's hope it's a parody.

My wife used to work at Roka. They make some cool frames that are supposed to be designed to stay on but they are proud of them. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Are you up in Cleburne? I haven’t checked the trails but the dirt was great SW of Brushy. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

One cool thing about the beach is that it’s easy to build little jumps and there aren’t any rocks to hit when you bust your ass. However, the beach is sand and salt and water. You have to really clean your bike when you’re done but it’s just a bike and it’s no good if you don’t ride it. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I had a bear bell that is basically a bell dangling from your bars like Santa Claus. It gets very annoying when you’re just cruising around and there is no reason to be making noise. I use my bell for blind corners and to let people know I’m there if things are hectic. I much prefer to say “excuse me” or something if they are aware. People with headphones can usually hear the bell but I’ve had to throw juniper berries at one numb nut on SATN one time just to get his attention. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Bells on all my bikes and I KNOW that it's prevented several accidents on blind corners. I use a spur cycles bell which is pricey but loud and small/simple.

This matches my impression of this beer perfectly. I thought it would taste stronger with the kick but it just didn’t do it for me. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I taught myself how to unicycle a few years ago. It was a surreal experience and took about 8 solid hours (spread over many weeks). You have to train your mind and for me it was “nope, nope, nope....boom! Got it!” It does help with wheelies. Imagine always having to find that balance spot or you’re crashing. You want to really get pissed off? Get one for your kids and watch how fast they get it. I had 5 in the garage at one time including a 6’ tall giraffe model. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

You realize the sheep, cattle, and deer are on their own forum talking about the idiots that ride by in funny clothes while never actually getting anywhere? You know they’re at least thinking it! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk