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I'm still offended over how many times RA called hot dogs "shitty food". Sure, the Great Value franks from Walmart are not going to give the same flavor and mouthfeel of, say, a Hebrew National, but don't hate on people because they can't afford a premium frank. A well cooked Great Value weiner on a upgraded bun can be pretty enjoyable with the proper condiments. However, to mack turtle's point, there is only so much lipstick you can put on a pig - unless of course that lipstick is chili and cheese, but at that point, is the hotdog or the chili really the star of the dish? But we all know they are best on a grill

Did you buy a carbon bike at Dollar Tree?

Some youtube videos might help...

Like I said, sure must be exhausting being right all the time. I love hot dogs, btw. I have no beef with them.

Sure must be exhausting being right all the time. All hail! The great defender of shitty bikes!

Skip to 0:01. That's when it starts getting good.

Not much talking, but occasionally I will break out into an extended song and dance number.

I can pass along the name of a local dude that makes custom bike protection. IIRC, the reason I heard for removing it completely was because of complications with loading on a tailgate. So, if that's a consideration for you, may be worth it.

Tubeless? Maybe throw in a Huck Norris or Crush Core?

I heard you can disable the Knockblock completely, or is your goal to block your knocks?

You won't even know it's there...

I'm pretty sure they left this little cedar tree at the top of Spider Mtn specifically for this purpose.

This is my exact same maintenance plan.

Sweet!

I wish there was an easier way. It'll be nice to race in the less competitive female class, but I will miss the convenience of peeing standing up.

Haha. "Court precedence". Because it's tennis.

Limited sense of humor alert.

Have you tried asking in the Pay It Forward thread?

Reminds me of my high school days. I had a Chevy Silverado that I fishtailed all over town. My dad had a Mustang GT, 5.0, stick. That car snapped around SOOOO much faster than my big old truck. One misty morning, I took the Mustang to school. We decided to skip out and go get some tacos. I thought it would be good idea to roast the tires on the way out of the parking lot. Next thing I know, we are facing 180 degrees in the other direction on the wrong side of the road, and the teacher of the class I'm skipping is out front of the school just shaking his head.

Lift lines are never cool.

Alternate acceptable answer for C.: Does anyone know a good veterinarian? Because these calves are sick!

Have you started shaving your legs yet? Multiple choice: A. Yes, gotta practice like you play. B. No, I'm taking the swimmers approach and training with extra drag C. I shave my legs anyway. Do you have tickets to the livestock show? Nothing will get in my way of showing these calves.

So, your aunt sold you into the world of child sex trafficking, eh? I didn't see that twist coming.

With my poor sense of direction, I'd probably ride away scott free, then somehow pop out at the same trailhead as the bank I just robbed.