Bamwa

Y'all have had your camel vs osprey vs fanny pack threads....here is how I dork out....I have a saddle bag which holds tube, tool ,link, and der hanger. No room for phone or poop bags/snacks so on front for stuff, I used to be like this: but then I got this which is better except my phone stays in the right pouch because 1. I don't want to see that shit in the woods (or road) and 2. this bag wants to bend any phone into top tube shape. which brings me to this which has better phone placement if you use emaps and shit but may swing around more since it is way on top like that. The bento box was on top but not with phone weight. Any you fools mess with these shits? I think I would maybe smash the third option unless I was in unfamiliar terrain out of town and needed a map which I wouldn't because I would print one out beforehand and keep it in a ziplock bag so rain or sweat or coffee wouldn't damage it because you never know when you will have no signal. Nomasay?

This thread is wack. Like with guitar, some people want to play the riff to back in black, some want to play like Eddie van Halen, and some want to noodle around a campfire. Its what you want to do. I can't wheelie or manual and don't really care. I have a 3x9... still want a 1x?...dont shift. I have a fs, guess what I can lock it out if I want a ht. Cant make a ht springy tho. On a fs and want to pick better lines?....get some weight weenie wheels. Go faster and get nimbly bimbly. Want to pick better lines?....ride Georgetown or purgatory. But you know what I did with all that crap? Came 6th in the state in my xc category of 30yr olds at 39 and camped and rode every major trail system in the state making great friends all along the way. Basically your mods are dependent on your own personal goals. Drop a big ring to lose bike weight? Ok Lance.

I've always thought this thread is here to make fun of bikes not to actually score one. Let me know if you want to manify one of those top tubes.

Whenever I ride muddy trails with my bottle cage speaker rocking some Jerry bear I just tell others to have a Grateful day. Disaster averted!

I need to see a pic of this mounted on the bars first. Would it be more drag than my squeaky horn?

Apparently he DOES need a lecture from you. Go go turtle power! Reddit austin would be a good walk of shame too.

Imma eat some chips and queso for a week then taquitos for a week then tacos for a week then burritos for a week and after all that should be ready for enchiladas. I hope.

Reminds me of my rant when I thought Pokemon Go was gonna take over the world.

Someone was pissed

You prob want to sign up for Seth'sTours first. It's a little odd to navigate. And bring the full face if you are gonna ride it how it's intended. Or putter around and walk it like I did.

Now man now, do it now! Build cute little turtle shells across that shit. For real tho give me an N...N. Gimme an o...o gimme a W...W. What's it spell? I can't hear you? Louder. Thats it.

Heck yeah now were talking. Posi-traction and duel holley's ftw!

Bling bling

That shouldn't stress the rear triangle at all.

Gracias amigo

Sweet pic of the voodoo here, didn't need the chair at the quarry picnic table however. Walkie talkies are the best part of course marshall. No make that the bbq sammich. Gotta love that cockpit...bell, cateye, squeeky horn w tape job, and camping chair. Bento box for the yummies. Cheers y'all to many more years of races!

Scoutin trail and stretching legs with Honky Tonk the night before a Pace Bend Race. She's like one of those sand creatures in wookie world.

Yo the bots got mtbr now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's crazier than a tutu pig at a bbq festival, I tell ya!

Can we chairlift yet?

Another bot attack on our old site. Solidifies it for me. Username Total Db as in total douche bag.

Dang my googles from Spectrum are like $45/mth!

But we are all the son of god, jut like we are all the wookie.

Can't believe they do this in the rain. Elephant ballz I tell ya.

It's beautiful isn't it.