Bartman Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 (edited) Hook a brother up People..where are they? And no, I’m not really a 1st class butthole..only to you sissy boys..ooops..nah, y’all are really great, now hook me up w your sisters.. oh yeah, women think I’m hot & sexy...lol. Edited September 12, 2018 by Bartman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBaron Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 Sorry bro but your going to have to put on some spandex and learn to swim....all the really hot 'cycling' chix are into Triathlon. -CJB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartman Posted September 12, 2018 Author Share Posted September 12, 2018 That reminds me of something an iron man triathlete friend told me about their banquets..everyone is single because they’re too busy training all of the time to be in a relationship.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAF Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 27 minutes ago, Bartman said: That reminds me of something an iron man triathlete friend told me about their banquets..everyone is single because they’re too busy training all of the time to be in a relationship.. That's probably very true! Those guys n gals train like crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cramsay3 Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 7 hours ago, Bartman said: Hook a brother up People..where are they? And no, I’m not really a 1st class butthole..only to you sissy boys..ooops..nah, y’all are really great, now hook me up w your sisters.. oh yeah, women think I’m hot & sexy...lol. Well, this just got awkward. And how dare you insinuate that the opposite sex may be attractive! We are Devo, Sir! How dare you! I have no friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosmithy Posted September 12, 2018 Share Posted September 12, 2018 in the old Mojo days, this would have quickly escalated into a Parrotboy thread. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 40 minutes ago, Yosmithy said: in the old Mojo days, this would have quickly escalated into a Parrotboy thread. And in the older Mojo days, pics would be involved. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATXZJ Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 I can provide 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cramsay3 Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 1 hour ago, Yosmithy said: in the old Mojo days, this would have quickly escalated into a Parrotboy thread. damn you. You made me look. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartman Posted September 13, 2018 Author Share Posted September 13, 2018 2 hours ago, cramsay3 said: Well, this just got awkward. And how dare you insinuate that the opposite sex may be attractive! We are Devo, Sir! How dare you! I have no friends. I have no idea what that means but I laughed my ass off at it 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartman Posted September 13, 2018 Author Share Posted September 13, 2018 2 hours ago, Yosmithy said: in the old Mojo days, this would have quickly escalated into a Parrotboy thread. Oh no sir..I ain’t crying about a woman..anymore lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartman Posted September 13, 2018 Author Share Posted September 13, 2018 55 minutes ago, ATXZJ said: I can provide Do tell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gotdurt Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 I'll be honest, I clicked into this thread with hopes of mtb babe pics. Disappointed, I am. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cramsay3 Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 12 minutes ago, Bartman said: I have no idea what that means but I laughed my ass off at it I should have just let it it go but ... I ... can't. Please blame my MTV youth ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartman Posted September 13, 2018 Author Share Posted September 13, 2018 3 minutes ago, gotdurt said: I'll be honest, I clicked into this thread with hopes of mtb babe pics. Disappointed, I am. Post’em up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartman Posted September 13, 2018 Author Share Posted September 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, cramsay3 said: I should have just let it it go but ... I ... can't. Please blame my MTV youth ... I forgot how fcked up that was..too funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSarge Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Just to combine this thread with the Random Bike Pictures thread AND the Ride and Imbibe thread. A random picture of a hot mtb chick in a tutu. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheX Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 51 minutes ago, TheSarge said: Just to combine this thread with the Random Bike Pictures thread AND the Ride and Imbibe thread. A random picture of a hot mtb chick in a tutu. Strangely aroused by this. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cxagent Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 I will agree that is a hot mtb chick in a tutu. But I will NEVER believe that is Walnut Creek or the R&I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRA Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 On 9/12/2018 at 9:17 PM, Bartman said: Post’em up! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartman Posted September 14, 2018 Author Share Posted September 14, 2018 7 hours ago, TheSarge said: Just to combine this thread with the Random Bike Pictures thread AND the Ride and Imbibe thread. A random picture of a hot mtb chick in a tutu. Oh yeah she’s cute...I met a very cute one on Phil’s..Ashely Carelolq 7 hours ago, TheSarge said: Just to combine this thread with the Random Bike Pictures thread AND the Ride and Imbibe thread. A random picture of a hot mtb chick in a tutu. She’s a cute one..I met & rode a little bit w a fine little world snow bike champion girl at Phil’s but she dropped me on the climb... https://static.wixstatic.com/media/ef402d_559789247aac4f519981bde57687b60d~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_560,h_720,al_c,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01/ef402d_559789247aac4f519981bde57687b60d~mv2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartman Posted September 14, 2018 Author Share Posted September 14, 2018 1 hour ago, JRA said: JackWad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sluggo Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 She’d like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schrute Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 Hook a brother up People..where are they? And no, I’m not really a 1st class butthole..only to you sissy boys..ooops..nah, y’all are really great, now hook me up w your sisters.. oh yeah, women think I’m hot & sexy...lol.What happened did you zip up your lil boy britches on your labia again after scissoring with yer sister that you gotta beg fer help to get laid on a forum? True snowflake cucky libtard!Sent from my SM-G900P using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMentallo Posted September 15, 2018 Share Posted September 15, 2018 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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